2008

The Christian Right’s joy of victory would not last...

A file, smuggled inside of Locke & Key’s cake, is...

They are under Locke & Key! UCBW CageMatch 8.21.08 Photo...

Francis Scott Locke and John Key address the UCBW Arena for...

Punchmug, Kirk Cameron, and Mountain Man Hatfield perform a...

A brawl breaks out at the Del Close Marathon! Photo by Alex...

The UCBW MegaStars take a suggestion and do their best to do...

UCBW: Kicking Ass & Taking Suggestions

Chuck McMahon makes a huge announcement for an upcoming...

Chuck McMahon has seen enough from The Fraternity. UCBW...

Marz pins Chad. UCBW CageMatch 8.17.08 Photo by Melissa...

Chad mounts Marz in an attempt to use his wrestling...

Marz and Chad of the Varsity Boys get ready to grapple.  If...

The Frat Boy taunts whoever the fuck he wants, as The...

The Little Brother taunts the crowd. UCBW CageMatch...

1977 - 2008 The UCBW regrets to inform our fans that UCBW...

Marz’s attempt to finish off The Christian Right with...

Kirk Cameron captures Marz in the Growing Pains! UCBW...

Peach Buford interviews Pu Kang Kang, one half of the UCBW...

Special color commentator Dr. Fujimora joins one of the...

Referee Pat Baer is interrupted by The Grocer Steve...

Registered Sex Offender Gary chokes out The...

UCBW FanCam! One of the UCBW faithful snapped this photo of...

Cat Baer fills in admirably as the official referee. He is...

The Mountain Men score the pinfall victory. CageMatch...

The debut of two financiadouches, Wall Street! CageMatch...

The Lunchlady makes her UCBW debut against The Cat Lady (not...

The Voices of the UCBW, TT Billingsworth and The Captain,...

The Mountain Men announce their plans for their newly won...

UCBW CageMatch preview: June 19th '08 -...

Yes, comedy wrestling fans, the unstoppable UCBW is returning tomorrow night at 11:00pm LIVE at the...

BREAKING NEWS: ReVengeance Results!

Last night at the third annual ReVengeance, five exciting matches captivated a capacity crowd at the...

After a huge brawl featuring the entire UCBW roster is...

The SuperFraternity gains the upper hand, and stands...

Marz and Uncle Eddie get taken out by steel chair as they...

The SuperFraternity hugs it out. Photo by Keith Huang

UCBW ReVengeance is only three days away! Last night, the...

With only four days remaining until UCBW ReVengeance, the...

The Apiary: Behind the Scenes with Dr....

Last night at CageMatch at the sold out UCBW Arena, The...

While celebrating his victory, Uncle Eddie is attacked from...

Uncle Eddie wins his second UCBW Championship in the blink...

In the opening seconds of their rematch for the UCBW...

Little Brother (formerly The Pledge) sings our National...

UCBW Champion Constantine taunts the crowd with The...

UCBW.info Exclusive: THE BAER CAVE

Hello UCBW Fan Nation, I’d like to take a moment to officially apologize to Uncle Eddie.  I...

The Power House with Emperor...

“There’s a lot of fellas out there who need a belt around their waist in order to feel like a real...

Chuck McMahon scolds Referee Pat Baer for a history of being...

The new champion berates the sold out crowd at the UCBW...

Uncle Eddie’s hand before it falls to the ground...

Constantine punishes Uncle Eddie with an expertly applied...

The Superfraternity attacks Uncle Eddie’s injured...

Constantine is crowned new UCBW Intercontinental Heavyweight...

INJURY UPDATE: Uncle Eddie Cleared to...

UCBW.info has received word that UCBW InterContinental Heavyweight Champion Uncle Eddie has been...

BREAKING NEWS: UCBW Champion Uncle...

News is trickling into UCBW.info that Uncle Eddie, the UCBW Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion,...

Constantine is the newest member of The...

TT Billingsworth unsuccessfully attempts to get Pat Baer to...

The Superfraternity has a toga party to induct their newest...

Ben Franklin and Sally Hemmings battle The Engineer! Photo...

Benjamin Franklin is victorious! Photo by Keith Huang

BREAKING NEWS: Formation of the...

Last night at UCBW CageMatch, the sold out crowd at the UCBW Arena witnessed a shocking event as...

Referee Pat Baer still doesn’t want to dance. Photo by...

The Cowboy wins the title to become the NEW UCBW Harcore...

The Cowboy milks The Grocer right out of the match. Photo by...

The Cowboy nails The Grocer, Steve Gristedes, with the...

The Cowboy baffles I Am Slam with a small mirror. Photo by...

I Am Slam prepares to defend the Hardcore Championship in a...

Constantine terrorizes the crowd in the UCBW Arena. Photo by...

UCBW CEO Chuck McMahon, date unknown.  Sometime before he...

CageMatch 4.10.08: With The Mountain Men down after being...

CageMatch 4.10.08: With Referee Pat Baer distracted, The...

CageMatch 4.10.08: Hatfield is on the receiving end of being...

CageMatch 4.10.08: The Mountain Men are ready for battle in...

CageMatch 4.10.08: The Fraternity interrupts the party,...

CageMatch 4.10.08:  Pu Kang Kang pays his respects to the...

CageMatch 4.10.08:  Marz tells all the humanoids to look out...

CageMatch 4.10.08:  But the victory celebration is...

CageMatch 4.10.08:  Steve Gristedes, the manager of the...

CageMatch 4.10.08:  Chuck McMahon, having heard enough,...

CageMatch 4.10.08:  The Voices of the UCBW, TT Billingsworth...

UCBW CageMatch preview: April 10th '08

There is an uproar in the UCBW League! New MegaStars are debuting! Feuds are brewing!...

The crowd in the UCBW Arena is informed that there’s...

The Pledge gets down on one knee as The Fraternity declares...

Uncle Eddie is victorious in retaining his UCBW...

Uncle Eddie hits The King of Hearts with his finishing...

The King of Hearts nails The Coronation maneuver onto Uncle...

The King of Hearts is ready for battle as Uncle Eddie looks...

Chuck McMahon announces Uncle Eddie’s first title...

Last Night's Action: March 27 '08

The action was explosive as ever last night at CageMatch! Coming off of the slobberknocker that was...

Chuck McMahon forces The Pledge to count the pin to give...

The Unfukwitables clean house. Photo by Keith Huang.

Constantine reveals himself as the Easter Bunny and betrays...

Uncle Eddie dips Frat Boy’s balls in hot coffee. Photo...

The Pledge refuses to count the pin for Uncle Eddie. Photo...

Uncle Eddie counters Frat Boy’s Axe body spray with...

Frat Boy switches Uncle Eddie’s heart medication with...

Frat Boy has Uncle Eddie in the Buttfuck Submission as The...

Uncle Eddie enters the Arena. Photo by Keith Huang.

Guest ring announcer Peter Wolf runs down the participants...

Chuck McMahon spreads the ashes of his daughter Marybeth...

The Engineer attempts to pin Chuck McMahon. Photo by Keith...

The Engineer with a hot piece of coal. Photo by Keith Huang....

The Polynesian Powerhouse, Pu Kang Pang, celebrates the...

The Unfukwitables retain their Tag Team Championship. ...

The Black Planet pins a fallen Dr. Fujimora. Photo by Keith...

The mighty Internet does battle with Marz. Photo by Keith...

Chad of The Varsity Boys clocks Hatfield with a mouthful of...

Saber and Haystack lock horns. Photo by Keith Huang.

Ben Franklin wants to know what the big deal is. Photo by...

The Mountain Men, Haystack and Hatfield, get ready for...

The Voices of the UCBW:  TT Billingsworth and The Captain...

The Pledge shockingly wins the Stepladder Match. Photo by...

Constantine shockers The Pledge at WrestleSlamMania...

The Pledge puts Constantine through his own personal Hell...

Congratulations to Uncle Eddie, your new UCBW...

UCBW Pay-Per-View preview: ...

Make reservations now! Only 14,000 seats available! UCBW fans, by now you know that...

Marz and Uncle Eddie show each other mutual respect. Photo...

One half of the Tag Team Champions, Marz disposes of...

Rat Don’t Care and I Am Slam share a touching embrace...

An all-out brawl breaks out with the entire stable of UCBW...

Frat Boy speaks to the crowd, but will it be his last...

The Fraternity has stolen the case of ConEdison. Photo by...

The Pledge is woozy, drunk, or both as Uncle Eddie looks...

Frat Boy teabags Constantine! Photo by Keith Huang 

The Fraternity delivers The Secret Handshake.  Photo by...

Constantine is on the receiving end of a Facebook. Photo by...